Sunday, December 15, 2013

The #DecemberTree: Too PC for @UrbanDictionary

Yesterday, I had a stroke of politically correct genius: the December tree. Yup, not Christmas, not holiday: December tree. It rolls off the tongue nicely, it opens up the tree market to people of diverse beliefs and cultures, and I'm of the mind that surviving December in Canada is totally worth a celebratory tree.

I'm thinking win-win-win, right? So obviously, I submit to Urban Dictionary, only to have my entry rejected. (boooooo!)


This was the text of post that didn't make it:

December tree

A better non-denominational name for a Christmas tree than "holiday tree".

Example:
I decorated my December tree with edible ornaments this year.
The Rideau Centre spent a lot on December trees this year.

by StackedHouse on Dec 15, 2013
tags: Christmas tree, Holiday tree, December tree, Non-denominational, Multi-faith


I clicked on the website to see what the extra info is, and I found out it's just a random peer-approval system. I picked out some blatantly problematic ones as I clicked through. For example:



I guess some random pro-censorship Christian just blew up my lexicography. When December tree catches on, I'm going to shit-tweet Urban Dictionary so hard. 



Sunday, December 1, 2013

@Carleton_U still needs #Feminism

Today, I'm blogging in response the "I Need Feminism Because..." campaign a small group ran two weeks ago in the Carleton University Centre Atrium. Participants were asked to complete the sentence on a white board and pose for a picture. This post isn't about the campaign; it's actually about two instances where I saw Carleton's real need for a shot of feminism shortly after participating in the campaign.


Firstly, my classmate (@EvelynIsABoy) and I finally heard back from our EMCP (Enrichment Mini Course Program) proposals. EMCP is a week-long university-lite course designed for students between grades 8 and 11. Instruction is paid, and the application process is open to professors and graduate students. We decided to generate two proposals together and share the instructing duties if only one was selected.

The proposals we submitted were for a course on political literacy and activism (The Revolution Will be Tweeted) as well as a feminist take on sex ed and healthy relationships (Advanced Sex Ed). The latter was refused. The organizers were understanding of our purposes, but were cautious to present an option with mature content because of parent reaction to film (we don't know which) shown the previous year. We received the suggestion that we re-submit the proposal the upcoming year in a health framing.

I'm just angry that no one seems to want to give youth any straight talk about sex and gender. The sex ed curriculum is years behind the times, and the Ontario Miss G Project's efforts to get a high school women's and gender studies course have only manifested as an elective thus far. We are failing to prepare youth for the complicated sexualized and gendered realities of Canadians.

My second observation of Carleton's continued need for feminism happened yesterday at exam proctor training. After being explained the (painfully cis-sexist) bathroom sign-out policies, I raised my hand and asked what the protocol was if a student requested a gender neutral bathroom break. The response I got was: "It hasn't come up, yet." and the promise of a follow-up. I find it really hard to believe that a since Carleton started (1942) not a single gender non-conforming student has had to use the washroom during an exam; anyhow, I await the email with the official policy.


That there feminism, she's still kicking.


(I need feminism because masculinity is conflated with violence.)